When your friends say they have alcohol

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Whenever I look at you,
I forget everything I was going to say.

Lost in your eyes (via difficult)
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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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inbox:

what did jehovah even witness

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foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

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phukers:

phukers:

Anyone wanna f

ind nemo

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faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

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